Author: Aunty Opinion
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Transparency Zindabad
Our Supreme Leader is known for his candid views on matters related to governance. For instance, last week in an interview to international news portal Al Bagheera, he said that 90% of Mangovillains are stupid and hence policies do not bear fruit. He also said that only complaints will not do and citizens need to…
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Aunty Opinion gets a surprise visitor
I have been overwhelmed by your responses to my earlier post where I had asked for suggestions on whom to interview next. Unfortunately, quantity does not equal quality. Your responses were garbage and I was forced to select an appropriate interview candidate myself. It wasn’t very difficult actually. I just posted on my LinkedIn Page…
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Aunty Opinion receives interview suggestions
I have been getting some suggestions on whom I should be interviewing next. Of course people know that Aunty Opinion gets the best interviews out of the toughest people. Not the staged fluff stuff like Current Johar where people are just scratching each other’s backs. Huh. Ok, so here are some samples of the excellent…
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Aunty Opinion meets some interesting people
The heat is just terrible. Yesterday some Instagrammers were trying to fry an egg on the bonnet of a black BMW. While flipping it the paint got scratched and the egg also wasn’t cooked. That is one expensive uncooked egg. The Met department has said that the heat wave will continue for another seven days,…
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Aunty Opinion interviews a Mumbaikar
Today we meet Malyaj Kaloni. He is a nobody. He was just eating a butter masala dosa at an Udupi restaurant. I grabbed him by the collar to give me this interview. Aunty: Hello Malyaj. You seem to like butter masala dosa a lot Malyaj: How do you know it was butter masala dosa and…
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The epic business of ‘quoting’
Today I am interviewing our very own Mango Mishra – aka Mishra ji, self proclaimed mango man who claims that no one takes him seriously. Mishra ji is trying to start a new business. Let’s find out what he is up to AUNTY: What are you doing these days? MISHRA JI: Writing new sections for…
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Aunty Opinion interviews Rickshaw Rowdy
Rickshaw Rowdy needs no introduction. He can always been seen loafing around at the neighbourhood rickshaw stand, refusing to drive to any location, whether the beauty parlour or the airport. No distance is long enough for him. I decided to interview him to understand his opinion on the economy, among other things. Aunty: Rowdy, how…
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Trouble in the neighbourhood
Yippee. Finally I have been accepted as a contributor to Mangoville by the rather pompous President on the condition that I don’t call him pompous. LMAO. Poor chap has no clue how deceptive Aunty Opinion can be. Don’t be fooled by the cute profile picture. That is part of the deception. It was enough to…
