Author: Fruity Farookh
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Fruity Farookh opens a restaurant
After I won entrepreneur of the month award, Mangoville State Bank offered me a loan to start a restaurant, even when I didn’t ask for one. They said “take it, we don’t even open accounts for anyone until they perform 108 surya namaskars in front of us and here we are at your doorstep with…
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Rolling in Kodaikanal
Dear Chechis and Chettas, Since I was a child my wife Aliyah has been telling me to take her to Kodaikanal. I am not exaggerating. We were not married that time, in case you are wondering. She was my neighbour in Champakulam village, Alleppey district, and we also went to the same school. Now you…
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Swamy tries to sell me a Ponzi Scheme
All Chettas and Chechis of Mangoville, today I, Fruity Farookh of Champakulam Village, Alleppey District is swearing upon jackfruit and additionally swearing upon tapioca that I will not do business with Superpower Swamy. He is simply fooling people by the halo around his head, which I am sure is fake too. Yesterday he was trying…
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Crazy customer visits my shop
All chettas and chechis, look what kind of customers I am getting in my grocery shop. You people sitting in Alappuzha backwaters thinking Fruity Farookh is having good time in his supermarket. You people don’t know anything. This fellow Handyman Harry is high on something and simply wasting my time Harry: Can I have some…
