Category: Dirty Politics
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There are some patriots left (Part One)
No one had any high expectations from Mangoville’s sellout media and thugs like Rickshaw Rowdy who have quickly jumped ship and joined forces with the invading aliens. Our poor Supreme Leader is caged in a dungeon by the beer swigging alien lord who seems to be getting increasingly comfortable here. With their superior technology and…
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Mojo Mahalingam answers tough questions
I want to put all speculations to rest. There has been a lot of talk about Mangoville being hostage to crony capitalism, that it is an oligarchy or a plutocracy. I don’t understand any of these terms. Writers keep coming up with new ones all the time and it is difficult to keep up. Aunty…
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Transparency Zindabad
Our Supreme Leader is known for his candid views on matters related to governance. For instance, last week in an interview to international news portal Al Bagheera, he said that 90% of Mangovillains are stupid and hence policies do not bear fruit. He also said that only complaints will not do and citizens need to…
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Is Baiganpally investment friendly?
Public Notice I have stupendous news to share with all you citizens of Baiganpally ! Maximum Mojo Motors (MMM), the largest automobile company in Mangoville is planning to set up another factory, this time in Baiganpalli. They have asked me to allocate land for the factory. But it is not as straightforward as it sounds.…
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Aunty Opinion receives interview suggestions
I have been getting some suggestions on whom I should be interviewing next. Of course people know that Aunty Opinion gets the best interviews out of the toughest people. Not the staged fluff stuff like Current Johar where people are just scratching each other’s backs. Huh. Ok, so here are some samples of the excellent…
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Aunty Opinion meets some interesting people
The heat is just terrible. Yesterday some Instagrammers were trying to fry an egg on the bonnet of a black BMW. While flipping it the paint got scratched and the egg also wasn’t cooked. That is one expensive uncooked egg. The Met department has said that the heat wave will continue for another seven days,…
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Who made the President, President?
My antenna are in full reception mode. Since the Supreme Leader has appointed himself President of Mangoville, I have been barely able to sleep. Something about it is not right. Just him and Mysterious Admin get together and decide that Supreme Leader is President? Who is Mysterious Admin? Does he/she even exist? What if Supreme…
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Crazy customer visits my shop
All chettas and chechis, look what kind of customers I am getting in my grocery shop. You people sitting in Alappuzha backwaters thinking Fruity Farookh is having good time in his supermarket. You people don’t know anything. This fellow Handyman Harry is high on something and simply wasting my time Harry: Can I have some…
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A President is elected !
We are officially a republic, and also attempting to become a democracy. Right now it’s just two people in Mangoville, Mysterious Admin and myself. We believe that numbers are not important and that we should adopt the best practices from the word go. Therefore we decided to hold elections. I was the sole nominee and…
