Category: Travel
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Rickshaw Rowdy has a business idea
Sir I want to ask you something. Why authorities are not allowing Rickshaws on Airport Road? What is the crime of Rickshaw drivers that we have to tolerate this double standard? Mishra ji is telling me that this is like Upper Thighs. In Africa long time back white people treating black people badly. That is…
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Rolling in Kodaikanal
Dear Chechis and Chettas, Since I was a child my wife Aliyah has been telling me to take her to Kodaikanal. I am not exaggerating. We were not married that time, in case you are wondering. She was my neighbour in Champakulam village, Alleppey district, and we also went to the same school. Now you…
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Aunty Opinion interviews a Mumbaikar
Today we meet Malyaj Kaloni. He is a nobody. He was just eating a butter masala dosa at an Udupi restaurant. I grabbed him by the collar to give me this interview. Aunty: Hello Malyaj. You seem to like butter masala dosa a lot Malyaj: How do you know it was butter masala dosa and…
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Time travel to Roman Empire
You can understand from this conversation that even my wife does not take me seriously. How can I then expect the world to take me seriously. ME: I am time travelling to the days of the Roman Empire. Do you want anything from there? WIFE: Olive oil. Extra virgin There are no virgins in the…
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Purchasing a ticket for space travel
The Mangoville Space Research Centre is now taking people on a round trip of the earth in a space capsule. I was thrilled and went to their office to buy a ticket. After filling the form I went to the payment counter. COUNTER: Hey, in this form where you are supposed to mention your gender…
