Category: World
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Melon Husk buys Jitter
Sir, I am not liking this Melon Husk fellow buying Jitter and bringing wash basin to office. What does he think he is? Last week one customer forgetting mobile phone in my auto rickshaw and I am going to his office to return, the security fellow is asking me stupid questions. Why? Who? When? All…
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Job hunt lands Susie in trouble
Ever since I helped Macho Murugan rescue Baby Malini, I have been flooded with congratulatory messages. And marriage proposals. This is what our resident Five Rupee Troll had to say: Oye Sooji, I am your biggest fan. I am liking dashing women like you who kick ass of Rowdies. You are definitely my type. I…
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Management lessons from the animal kingdom
I had visited the Baiganpally national park recently and came back very impressed. It made me realise that animals are the real deal. We think we have it all sorted, but these fellows must be really laughing at us. I don’t want to wax eloquent on management and its various styles. All I want to…
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Aunty Opinion meets some interesting people
The heat is just terrible. Yesterday some Instagrammers were trying to fry an egg on the bonnet of a black BMW. While flipping it the paint got scratched and the egg also wasn’t cooked. That is one expensive uncooked egg. The Met department has said that the heat wave will continue for another seven days,…
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Trouble in the neighbourhood
Yippee. Finally I have been accepted as a contributor to Mangoville by the rather pompous President on the condition that I don’t call him pompous. LMAO. Poor chap has no clue how deceptive Aunty Opinion can be. Don’t be fooled by the cute profile picture. That is part of the deception. It was enough to…
