Tag: Breaking
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Transparency Zindabad
Our Supreme Leader is known for his candid views on matters related to governance. For instance, last week in an interview to international news portal Al Bagheera, he said that 90% of Mangovillains are stupid and hence policies do not bear fruit. He also said that only complaints will not do and citizens need to…
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ChatSwamy
Alright, I admit defeat. But I was not in a race. I simply wasted lot of time in naming my AI Chatbot. I always wanted to name it ChatSwamy, but Mishra ji was not in favour of it. According to him it sounded like the name of a pani puri shop, the sort that has…
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Superpower Swamy unveils K-Pop app
Chaos is what you get when you don’t avail services of experts. Supreme Leader has been going around asking for donations to fill potholes of Baiganpally roads, completely oblivious to the fact that I have the exact superpowers needed to solve the problem. He was also seen urging people to use public transport when I…
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Handyman Harry makes ‘Business Plan’
Rickshaw Rowdy is after my life, asking me to make a business plan for his airport drop services. He thinks that just because I can tinker with laptops, plumbing pipes and electrical sockets, I am some kind of superman. His attitude and body language has changed from greedy to needy and to be honest, I…
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Baiganpally’s first Town Hall
After allegations of dictatorial behaviour, I have decided to address some concerns of the public through a virtual town hall. Henceforth the Town Hall shall be conducted regularly, albeit only virtually, considering I have received some threats of drowning me in Crocodile Lake. Dear Aunty, I share your concern. My attempts to reach the chief…
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The disappearance of Baby Malini (Final Chapter)
Click to read Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 and Part 4 Anna, KGF Chapter 2 is out. I was dying to watch it but not getting time because of Snoopy Susie who has dragged me into this kidnapping case. As if that was not enough, we now have to visit the castle of Count…
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The disappearance of Baby Malini (Part 4)
Click here to read Part 1, Part 2 and Part 3 Ok, my antenna are in full reception mode. I read what Mishra ji had written about Malini’s past attempts at running away from home. I am inclined to believe that is the case on this occasion too. To get my hands dirty, I have…
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The disappearance of Baby Malini (Part 3)
Click here to read Part 1 and Part 2 I have to admit I am getting a bit worried about Malini’s disappearance, no matter what Inspector Macho Murugan says about my indifferent attitude. But there is a history to my not pressing the panic button. The thing is that Malini has done this disappearing act…
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The disappearance of Baby Malini (Part 2)
Click here to read Part 1 I am sure you are aware of Snoopy Susie’s proposal on ‘collaborating’ on this case, which I have already accepted. She thinks I don’t have brains like her and that she can add value to my investigation. Bah. She has no clue how smart we cops are. We only…
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The disappearance of Baby Malini (Part 1)
Alright! My antenna are in full reception mode. Although I have not been officially contacted to investigate the disappearance of Baby Malini, I am quite sure that the bumbling Inspector Macho Murugan is going to make a mess of it. He does not understand human psychology like I do. So I have landed at the…
