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The disappearance of Baby Malini (Part 2)

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I am sure you are aware of Snoopy Susie’s proposal on ‘collaborating’ on this case, which I have already accepted. She thinks I don’t have brains like her and that she can add value to my investigation. Bah. She has no clue how smart we cops are. We only give you false impression that we are bumbling with cases, so that criminals feel over confident and make mistakes. In fact pretending to make mistakes is part of the syllabus at Mangoville Police Academy, where I studied with that rascal Jolly Reddy who is now the police inspector of Totapuri. But I must not call him names. What if Baby Malini has fled to Totapuri and I need his help? Must maintain diplomatic relations with other neighbouring police.

Ok, I have got call records of Baby Malini from the night of her disappearance. It was an unusually dark night and the moon was bigger than usual. Which is very odd. Because the bigger the moon is, the brighter the night should be.

Macho Murugan had forgotten to take off his sunglasses in the evening that is why he was finding the night darker than usual despite it being a full moon night.

– Mysterious Admin

At the time itself I had the feeling that something is very sinister and that something is going to happen. My sixth sense was feeling something and my left eye was blinking rapidly. Both together cannot be wrong. When I was three years old, my mother put me in a basket and ran away from Gobichettypalayam to escape my foolish and drunkard father. That night also I felt exactly the same, though I cannot remember if it was the right or the left eye that was blinking.

dark rainy cold night
Baby Murugan is taken to Baiganpally in a basket
cut the bullshit
Duh!! Who is interested in Murugan’s blinking left eye??

In Crime Patrol serial they are solving 90 percent of the cases by tracking call records and location and in Forensic Files serial they are doing it by using fancy chemicals that glow in the dark. Since we don’t have fancy chemicals in Baiganpally because of budget cuts by the President, I will manage with call records. I have taken help of Handyman Harry to make a map of all locations that Baby Malini visited on the day she disappeared.

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Last known locations of Baby Malini

It looks like Malini was literally all over the place that night. I am wondering why someone would want to do that in the terrible traffic of Baiganpally. I have shared the map with Snoopy Susie. She is calling me now.

Susie: Murugan anna, that is the map of neighbouring Totapuri
Murugan: What! It is beyond my jurisdiction. In fact it is under the jurisdiction of my arch rival Jolly Reddy. Oh God, what will I do now?
Susie: We will need his help. We need CCTV footage of all those areas which Baby Malini visited according to this map. 
Murugan: It has come to this. Murugan taking help from that rascal Jolly Reddy!
Susie: Oh for god’s sake stop being so melodramatic! It is standard police procedure. 
Murugan: Ok. I will send him a Whatsapp message after changing my profile picture. He will not realise it is me asking for help. 
Susie: Aaargh. Do whatever you want. But we cannot lose time

whatsapp chat cops
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I am so smart. That Susie was doubting me for no reason. Very soon Jolly Reddy will send me CCTV footage and we will find out what happened to Baby Malini. I have maintained my respect with Jolly and also managed to get information. Now he will never be able to say that I owe him one. Meanwhile Mishra ji has been calling me for updates. He is saying that he has not received any ransom call and he is very relieved. I told him to put a missing person post on Facebook but he is saying that the last picture of Baby Malini is from her 7th birthday and he is afraid that someone will bring a 7 year old girl to his house. That he is finding very troublesome to manage the two kids does not want to raise a 7 year old again.

Hmm. I think I will tell Snoopy Susie to download some Instagram photo of Malini and share in her social network. Mishra ji is good for nothing. If my own daughter had gone missing I would have gone to the President and asked him to share her photo on his network because he has millions of followers.

That’s nonsense. I have only 5 followers on social media. And one of them is Kakoli the cat, whose fake account was created by my opponents to discredit me, to prove to the people of Mangoville that I have fake followers

– Supreme Leader

To be continued…..


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